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Yo mamma!!!

This is funny joke calls ' Yo mamma!!! ' from category Miscellaneous.

-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth-her favorite dress is a tent-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops-she has to iron her pants on the driveway-she needs a building permit for her girdle-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring-she puts on tampons with a bazooka-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs