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"What is it the Bible teaches us? - rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith.

Author: Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason, US patriot & political philosopher (1737 - 1809)

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