Funny Jokes & Quotes

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This is funny joke calls ' Three people were standing on the Titanic... ' from category Ethnic.

Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinking. The captain told everyone to go into the liveboats. The Brit yelled "Women and children first". The American said "Screw the women and children" and the Belgian answered "Huh, do we have enough time left to do that?"