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Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say

This is funny joke calls ' Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say ' from category Computer Jokes.

Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)5. That's SOOOOO bizarre.6. Wow!! Look at this...7. Hey!! The Suns don't do this.8. Terminated?!?9. What software license?!?10. Well, it's doing SOMETHING...11. Wow...that seemed fast...12. I got a better job at Lockheed...13. Management says...14. Sorry, the new equipment didn't get budgeted.15. What do you mean that wasn't a copy?16. It didn't do that a minute ago...17. Where's the GUI on this thing?18. Damn, and I just bought that Coke...19. Where's the DIR command?20. The drive ate the tape but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver.21. I cleaned up the root partition and now there's LOTS of free space.22. What's this "any" key I'm supposed to press?23. Do you smell something?24. What's that grinding sound?25. I have never seen it do THAT before...26. I don't think it should be doing that...27. I remember the last time I saw it do that...28. You might as well all go home early today...29. My leave starts tomorrow.30. Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)31. Hmm, maybe if I do this...32. Why is my "rm -R *" taking so long?"33. Hmmm, curious...34. Well, MY files were backed up.35. What do you mean you needed that directory?36. What do you mean /home was on that disk? I umounted it!37. Do you really need your home directory to do any work?38. I didn't think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your job.39. Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs. Is that a problem to you?40. We're standardizing on AIX.41. Wonder what THIS command does?42. What did you say your (1)user name was...? ;-)