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So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...

This is funny joke calls ' So at the funeral home, the widow instructs... ' from category Relationships.

Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum. The morticianobjects, but threatening not to pay, he relents. Later, at the coffinclosing, the wife bends down to kiss her husband goodbye, and she sees atear coming from his eye. She says "Hurts doesn't it, you son of abitch!"