Funny Jokes & Quotes

Flower


This is funny joke calls ' Life of an Egg ' from category Miscellaneous.

So you think your life is bad...Just think how bad the life of an egg is...You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt takes 4 minutes to get hard and2 minutes to get softYou have to share a box with 11 other guysAnd the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!