Funny Jokes & Quotes

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This is funny joke calls ' Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu... ' from category Relationships.

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. Ideclined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her. "Okay honey", she told me,"Will wait till after we get married. Then we can spend the rest ofourlives making each other sick!"