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God Has Great Morning Breath
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One morning I went into my daughters room to wake her up to get ready for school. I laid my head on her chest and gave her a hug. She sighed, and her breath rolled down my face. Whew! You\'ve got some serious morning breath! I said. She laughed and we proceeded with the morning routine. As we headed out the door to leave, a gust of wind came up and almost blew us off the porch. In the innocence of a second grade voice, my daughter said, Wow mom! God\'s got great morning breath!
Author: Julie Gracie
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