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Three couples are
Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: 'Pass me the honey, Honey'. The English husband says to his wife: 'Pass me the sugar, Sugar . The [you name it] husband says to his wife: 'Pass me the steak, Dumb cow'.



The officer shouted
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. 'Private,' the officer said, 'I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses.' 'Warehouses?' the private shouted. 'I thought you said whorehouses!'

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