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Fulfilling a promise

This is funny joke calls ' Fulfilling a promise ' from category Relationships.

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out onthe counter.Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes,she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember thatBlowJob I promised you? Here it comes..."