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This is funny joke calls ' An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy... ' from category Miscellaneous.

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just live by a dog?s rule of life: If you can?t eat it or fuck it, piss on it!!!"