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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
This is funny joke calls ' A man sat quietly reading his morning paper... ' from category Relationships.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holdinga frying pan in hand.Man: "What was that for?"Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?"Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horseraces? Marylou was the name of the horse I bet on."The wife was satisfied, and appologized for bonking him.Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once againhe is bonked on the head.Man: "What's that for this time?"Wife: "Your horse called."
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